I bet this gum would be a funny gift for Sarah. But would she be offended that I think she overthinks things? But if she really gets that offended over such a little thing, maybe I shouldn't be friends with her in the first place. Then I shouldn't care if it might offend her, right? But what if I shouldn't get her a gift at all because we aren't good enough friends? Dang, this is stressing me out, I wish I had some gum to chew on.
8 pieces of cinnamon-flavored gum