A 6 foot tall lifesize inflatable boyfriend that actually talks. Just like a man, but easier. He always says all the right things. Just push the button on his wrist and hear him say one of the following statements...
"Forget the Game, let's watch the notebook again"
"Thank you for Always being right"
"Relax, let me rub your shoulders"
"Wow, your poop really doesn't stink"
"I hear you, I'm ready to change"
Easy to clean up after
Easy to cuddle with
Doesn't fart or smell
Doesn't consume copious amounts of alcohol
Are there any?
Tips for success:
Use a pump to inflate
Use the elastic to attach the sound device to his wrist.
Turn the sound on/off by sliding the black switch