{"product_id":"a-candle-for-what-the-fucking-fuck","title":"A Candle For What the Fucking Fuck","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eSmells like a good fucking question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eSome days, words fail you. All you can do is stare into the void and mutter, \"What the fucking fuck?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThis candle is for those moments. You know, when someone sends \u003cem\u003ethat\u003c\/em\u003e email. When the group chat goes completely off the rails. When the news somehow gets even weirder. Light it, take a deep breath, and embrace the universal confusion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLabel reads: \"A Candle for What the Fucking Fuck\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScent says: \"Smells like a good fucking question. I mean, for real, people.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrickly Pear scented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo-wick candle for an even burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox. 10 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximate 60-hour burn time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlass vessel measures 4\" diameter x 2.5\" high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: Does not provide answers. It just helps your house smell nice while you question humanity.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46612799193249,"sku":"210000113070","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/whiskey-river-soap-co-home-decor-a-candle-for-what-the-fucking-fuck-funny-gag-gifts-1252520768.jpg?v=1785702548","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/a-candle-for-what-the-fucking-fuck","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}