{"product_id":"a-soap-for-i-fucking-love-you","title":"A Soap For I Fucking Love You","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:87711ff9-8434-4bc0-9ddf-823ff4bd2bdc-33\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-68\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] thread-sm:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] thread-lg:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] thread-lg:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"85a58ce4-8e3a-4a8f-ad0e-109fb1b88232\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"144\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"63\"\u003eSoap for I F*cking Love You – Pomegranate Champagne Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍾❤️🧼\u003cbr data-start=\"70\" data-end=\"73\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"73\" data-end=\"144\"\u003eSmells like... I mean, probably. You know how temperamental I can be.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"408\"\u003eWhen roses won’t cut it and chocolates are too mainstream, say \u003cem data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"218\"\u003eexactly\u003c\/em\u003e how you feel—with sarcasm and soap. This \u003cstrong data-start=\"260\" data-end=\"288\"\u003e6 oz handmade vegan soap\u003c\/strong\u003e, made in the USA, delivers a sweet, bubbly \u003cstrong data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"363\"\u003epomegranate champagne scent\u003c\/strong\u003e wrapped in emotional whiplash and affection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"643\"\u003e🌿 \u003cstrong data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"433\"\u003eHandmade + Vegan\u003c\/strong\u003e – cruelty-free, just like your love isn’t\u003cbr data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"478\"\u003e📏 \u003cstrong data-start=\"481\" data-end=\"502\"\u003e3.5\" x 2.75\" x 1\"\u003c\/strong\u003e – perfectly sized for romantic confusion\u003cbr data-start=\"543\" data-end=\"546\"\u003e🍷 Scent: \u003cstrong data-start=\"556\" data-end=\"581\"\u003ePomegranate champagne\u003c\/strong\u003e – fancy, flirty, and maybe a little unstable (just like you?)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"775\"\u003eThe label says it all:\u003cbr data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"670\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"670\" data-end=\"775\"\u003e“Soap for I F*cking Love You – Smells like... I mean, probably. You know how temperamental I can be.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"879\"\u003ePerfect for partners, situationships, or that one person who’s still putting up with your mood swings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"948\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"941\"\u003eSoap for I F*cking Love You – Clean body, chaotic heart.\u003c\/strong\u003e 💘🧼🥂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45118298063009,"sku":"210000101242","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/whiskey-river-soap-co-personal-care-a-soap-for-i-fucking-love-you-funny-gag-gifts-1197243351.webp?v=1760286406","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/a-soap-for-i-fucking-love-you","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}