{"product_id":"aging-gracefully-magnet","title":"Aging Gracefully Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey say aging is a beautiful journey. This doll looks like she's been dragged behind the journey's car.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Aging Gracefully Magnet features an EXTREME close-up of a doll's face that has clearly seen better days. Maybe it's the wrinkles. Maybe it's the thousand-yard stare. Maybe it's the crushing realization that she's not 25 anymore and everything hurts for absolutely no reason.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick this gloriously unflattering little reminder of mortality on your fridge, office filing cabinet, or anywhere you need a good laugh about the inevitable march of time. Because aging gracefully is a lovely idea, but some of us are aging like a banana forgotten in the backseat of a hot car.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for milestone birthdays, sarcastic friends, funny gag gifts, and anyone who's ever caught their reflection in their phone's front-facing camera and whispered, \"Jesus Christ.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 2.125\" x 3.125\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mincing Mockingbird","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48094217076897,"sku":"210000120430","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/mincing-mockingbird-magnets-stickers-aging-gracefully-magnet-funny-gag-gifts-1267073953.jpg?v=1794436030","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/aging-gracefully-magnet","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}