{"product_id":"as-is-tradition-card","title":"As Is Tradition Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnother year, another birthday, another piece of folded cardboard. Ah, tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe As Is Tradition Card is for those special occasions when you want to acknowledge someone's existence but refuse to pretend greeting cards aren't a little ridiculous. Featuring a fancy vintage-style design and the hilariously underwhelming message, \"As is tradition, here is your yearly piece of folded cardboard,\" this card really captures the magic of obligatory celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to your best friend, sibling, significant other, or anyone who's been receiving the same annual piece of paper from you for the last decade. At least this year you're being honest about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes A2 kraft envelope. Blank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnvelope dimensions: 4-3\/8\" x 5-3\/4\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48059748090017,"sku":"210000119342","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/bad-betty-greeting-co-greeting-cards-as-is-tradition-card-funny-gag-gifts-1265250000.jpg?v=1793319849","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/as-is-tradition-card","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}