{"product_id":"bad-santa-stress-reliever","title":"Bad Santa Stress Reliever","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"39\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"39\"\u003eTalking Stress Reliever – Bad Santa\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"41\" data-end=\"364\"\u003eMeet \u003cem data-start=\"46\" data-end=\"57\"\u003eBad Santa\u003c\/em\u003e – the holiday hero you never asked for but \u003cem data-start=\"101\" data-end=\"113\"\u003eabsolutely\u003c\/em\u003e need. He’s jolly, judgy, and juuust drunk enough to be your new favorite desktop decoration. Rockin’ a pair of shades, a half-lit cigar, and a bottle of \u003cem data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"284\"\u003e“holiday cheer”\u003c\/em\u003e (read: suspiciously strong eggnog), this Santa’s traded in his sleigh for sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"366\" data-end=\"530\"\u003eSqueeze him when the holiday stress hits (like when Aunt Carol asks why you're still single), and he blesses you with one of five \u003cem data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"521\"\u003efestively inappropriate\u003c\/em\u003e phrases:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"794\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"573\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"573\"\u003e“Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"596\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"576\" data-end=\"596\"\u003e“Go elf yourself.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"619\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"619\"\u003e“Jingle my bells.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"646\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"646\"\u003e“Son of a nutcracker!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"794\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"794\"\u003eAnd just enough gravelly laughter to make you question if he’s been watching \u003cem data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"731\"\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e this whole time. (He sees you when you’re sleeping, remember?)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"975\"\u003ePerfect for office gift swaps, naughty list members, or anyone who finds joy in a little holiday chaos. Bad Santa’s here to spread Christmas jeer, one bad attitude at a time. 🎅💥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1017\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1017\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eWarning: Not safe for reindeer. Or HR.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gift Republic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44947859407009,"sku":"210000109631","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/gift-republic-funny-novelties-bad-santa-stress-reliever-funny-gag-gifts-1197228386.webp?v=1760243812","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/bad-santa-stress-reliever","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}