{"product_id":"be-the-whole-problem-gum","title":"Be The Whole Problem Gum","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"53\" data-end=\"185\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"86\"\u003eBe The Whole Problem Gum\u003c\/strong\u003e — the tiny pack of minty chaos that basically whispers, “Don’t just stir the pot. Flip the table.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"187\" data-end=\"500\"\u003eThe front features a delightfully unhinged little creature — we’re calling it a cat (even if it’s giving strong raccoon-who’s-seen-some-things energy). It’s got dramatic black eye markings and the unmistakable “I’m about to push this glass off the table and we both know it” expression. Inspirational? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"726\"\u003eInside? \u003cstrong data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"550\"\u003e8 candy-coated peppermint gum pieces\u003c\/strong\u003e ready to freshen your breath while you actively choose mischief. It’s minty. It’s bold. It’s the perfect accessory for side-eyes, sarcastic comments, and light villain energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"740\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"886\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"769\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eYour most chaotic friend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"807\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"807\"\u003ePassive-aggressive gift exchanges\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"843\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eStocking stuffers with attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"886\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"886\"\u003eAnyone who identifies as “the problem”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"1282\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"915\"\u003ePeppermint Ingredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural \u0026amp; Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Acesulfame Potassium, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Corn Starch, BHT (to maintain freshness).\u003cbr data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1137\"\u003ePhenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine.\u003cbr data-start=\"1178\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003eMay contain soy.\u003cbr data-start=\"1197\" data-end=\"1200\"\u003eProduced with Genetic Engineering — because even your gum has a rebellious streak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1378\"\u003eIt’s fresh breath with menace.\u003cbr data-start=\"1314\" data-end=\"1317\"\u003eIt’s cute but threatening.\u003cbr data-start=\"1343\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003eIt’s not here to solve problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1406\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eIt \u003cem data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1387\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the whole problem.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45671697154209,"sku":"210000114225","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-candy-be-the-whole-problem-gum-funny-gag-gifts-1224549014.webp?v=1772382428","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/be-the-whole-problem-gum","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}