{"product_id":"birthday-bitch-heart-candle","title":"Birthday Bitch Heart Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFinally — a candle that says what everyone’s \u003cem\u003eactually \u003c\/em\u003ethinking on your birthday. This insanely cute candle looks exactly like one of those vintage heart-shaped cakes that your grandma used to make before she discovered boxed wine. It’s frosted, flirty, and fabulously extra — just like the Birthday Bitch herself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its pastel perfection and “look-but-don’t-eat” vibes, this candle is basically the love child of a bakery window and a glitter explosion. Light it up, make a wish, and bask in your main-character energy. You deserve it, Birthday Bitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎉 Perfect for: birthdays, drama queens, and anyone who believes the world revolves around their big day (because… it does).\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoy wax blend- candle measures 4.5\" x 4.5\" x 2.5\". Unscented.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUN CLUB","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45221897830561,"sku":"210000112114","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/fun-club-kitchen-table-birthday-bitch-heart-candle-funny-gag-gifts-1198470986.jpg?v=1760826536","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/birthday-bitch-heart-candle","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}