{"product_id":"bitch-i-have-time-oven-mitt","title":"Bitch, I Have Time Oven Mitt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:1864afc4-4d99-4752-bc8f-d10835ecbe9e-10\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-22\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"931ec103-547c-4acb-8d8b-4f1fc85e989a\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"49\"\u003eThis hilarious oven mitt features a retro-style illustration of a smiling woman casually talking on the phone while whipping something up in the kitchen, paired with the brutally honest phrase: “Bitch, I Always Have Time for You.\u003cstrong data-start=\"406\" data-end=\"446\"\u003e”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s the perfect mix of vintage charm and modern sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"924\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rtzhip\" data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"827\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"827\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"827\"\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"x2g0xc\" data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"869\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"869\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"869\"\u003eSuper insulated for heat protection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"zq1duw\" data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"924\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eRetro-style design with a delightfully sassy message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"1016\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBecause multitasking is impressive… but \u003cstrong data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003emaking time for your people is legendary.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🔥📞\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45794118729889,"sku":"210000115263","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-kitchen-table-bitch-i-have-time-oven-mitt-funny-gag-gifts-1227294594.jpg?v=1773548710","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/bitch-i-have-time-oven-mitt","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}