{"product_id":"brandon-backpacker-snail-plushie","title":"Brandon Backpacker Snail Plushie","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"112\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"13\" data-end=\"45\"\u003eBrandon the Backpacker Snail\u003c\/strong\u003e is the slowest traveler with the fastest way into your heart. 🐌🎒\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"371\"\u003eThis 6 × 4 × 5.5 inch plushie is geared up and ready for adventure… eventually. Brandon rocks a cozy red knit hat, a big ol’ smile, and a shell that looks exactly like a backpack—complete with little shoulder straps. Because even snails need to pack snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"632\"\u003eMade for ages 24 months and up, Brandon is soft, squeezable, and 100% committed to the scenic route. He’s the kind of travel buddy who doesn’t rush, doesn’t stress, and definitely doesn’t believe in “hurry up.” Honestly? We could all learn something from him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"646\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"896\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"689\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"689\"\u003eTiny adventurers with big imaginations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"690\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eKids who like their plushies extra cute (and slightly weird)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"819\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"757\" data-end=\"819\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates a snail with a solid packing strategy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"896\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"896\"\u003eGifting to that friend who’s always “on their way” but never quite there\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003eWhether he’s tagging along on couch expeditions or leading a daring journey to the backyard, Brandon is ready to explore the world at a blazing speed of approximately 0.03 mph.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1133\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eStrange? Yes. Adorable? Absolutely. Overpacked? Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Douglas","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45285268193441,"sku":"210000112454","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/douglas-toy-stuffed-plush-brandon-backpacker-snail-plushie-funny-gag-gifts-1221934957.jpg?v=1771640795","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/brandon-backpacker-snail-plushie","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}