{"product_id":"bury-the-bodies-candle","title":"I'll Always Help...  Bury the Bodies Candle","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eA wholesome candle with a deeply concerning twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eAt first glance, it's a sweet floral candle that simply says, \"I'll Always Help You.\" Aww, how thoughtful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThen you turn it around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\"...Bury the Bodies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eWell... that's one way to show commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSurprise two-sided label with a hilarious reveal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront reads: \"I'll Always Help You\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack reads: \"...Bury the Bodies\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBouquet Noir scented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFragrance notes: Magnolia \u0026amp; Sandalwood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a perfect gift for your favorite partner-in-crime\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: For legal reasons, this candle provides emotional support only. Any resemblance to actual accomplice behavior is purely coincidental.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46612866236577,"sku":"210000117308","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/whiskey-river-soap-co-personal-care-i-ll-always-help-bury-the-bodies-candle-funny-gag-gifts-1252520777.jpg?v=1785702489","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/bury-the-bodies-candle","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}