{"product_id":"butter-do-not-eat-bar-soap","title":"Butter Scented Soap","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt looks like butter. It smells like butter. But unless you want your dentist to judge you AND your plumber to hate you, \u003cem\u003edo not eat this bar of soap\u003c\/em\u003e. This buttery block is actually for your body, not your toast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLather up with the rich, creamy scent of butter and feel like a movie theater popcorn tub come to life. It’s the perfect gag gift for butter obsessives, culinary weirdos, or anyone who has ever said, “I could eat butter with a spoon.” (Well, now they can just smell like it instead.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause nothing says “clean” like confusing your shower with your fridge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVegan, Paraben-free, Cruelty-free, Made in the USA, Organic\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44951716692129,"sku":"210000109815","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/whiskey-river-soap-co-personal-care-butter-do-not-eat-bar-soap-funny-gag-gifts-1191647408.jpg?v=1758471819","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/butter-do-not-eat-bar-soap","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}