{"product_id":"can-o-sardines","title":"Can O' Sardines","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"288\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"286\"\u003eCan O’ Sardines – The Only Fish You’ll Ever Want to Cuddle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"290\" data-end=\"464\"\u003eCrack open this suspiciously fishy tin and unleash… \u003cstrong data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"364\"\u003esix plush sardines\u003c\/strong\u003e just waiting to flop into your life and become your new smelly (but not actually smelly) besties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"466\" data-end=\"546\"\u003eNo scales. No slime. Just soft, squishy fish with \u003cem data-start=\"516\" data-end=\"543\"\u003equestionable life choices\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"872\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"599\"\u003eWHAT’S INSIDE THIS DELIGHTFULLY DISTURBING CAN?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"602\"\u003e🐟 6 plush sardines with dead-inside eyes and soft little fins\u003cbr data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"667\"\u003e🐟 Sardine jokes that are \u003cem data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"704\"\u003eseriously\u003c\/em\u003e off the hook\u003cbr data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"720\"\u003e🐟 Weird fish facts to make you the most annoying person at trivia night\u003cbr data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"795\"\u003e🐟 Packaging that’s recyclable, because fish care about the environment too\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"901\"\u003eBUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"904\"\u003e– \u003cstrong data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"926\"\u003eNOT ACTUAL FOOD.\u003c\/strong\u003e Seriously, please don’t eat them.\u003cbr data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"963\"\u003e– \u003cstrong data-start=\"965\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003eDon’t chew ‘em, swallow ‘em, or try to make them into sushi.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1029\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003e– \u003cstrong data-start=\"1034\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003eAges 3+ ONLY.\u003c\/strong\u003e (Because toddlers and sharp lids are a bad combo.)\u003cbr data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1105\"\u003e– \u003cstrong data-start=\"1107\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003eOpen with adult supervision unless you're a fishmonger with a death wish.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1187\"\u003e– \u003cstrong data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003eDispose of the can and lid unless you like surprise tetanus.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1338\"\u003eProudly labeled and canned in the USA, where dreams of hugging tiny fish come true.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1340\" data-end=\"1418\"\u003eThe perfect gag gift, stocking stuffer, or way to confuse literally anyone. 🐟\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Canned Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45452104237217,"sku":"210000113151","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/canned-gifts-funny-novelties-can-o-sardines-funny-gag-gifts-1212109681.png?v=1766176003","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/can-o-sardines","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}