{"product_id":"cat-lady-room-spray","title":"Cat Lady Room Spray","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmells better than the litter box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eBeing a Cat Lady isn't an insult—it's a lifestyle. One filled with fur-covered clothes, slow blinks of approval, and the constant reminder that your cats were here first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThis hilarious room spray keeps your home smelling as fresh as it looks... well, most of the time. Scented with a bright blend of Citrus + Mint, it combines crisp, clean citrus with cool mint for a fragrance that's fresh enough to convince visitors you totally vacuumed before they came over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \"Cat Lady\" room spray\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCitrus + Mint scented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright, fresh fragrance with crisp citrus and cool mint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-mixed and hand-poured in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 oz. glass spray bottle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlass bottle measures 1.9\" W x 5.7\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIngredients: SD Alcohol 40B, Distilled Water, Propylene Glycol, Methyl Glucose Ether, Glycerin, Fragrance Oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: Freshens your home. Your cats will still judge every decision you've ever made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46612865384609,"sku":"210000117309","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/catladyroomspray.webp?v=1785705851","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/cat-lady-room-spray","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}