{"product_id":"chaos-cat-air-freshener","title":"Chaos Cat Air Freshener","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis cat has knocked over three plants, destroyed your curtains, and is currently making direct eye contact while preparing to commit another crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Chaos Cat Air Freshener features a wild-eyed orange menace with his butt in the air and absolutely no remorse. He's got the unmistakable look of a cat who's about to sprint across the house at 3 AM, launch himself off your furniture, and then blame you for the whole thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLuckily, unlike your actual cat, this little troublemaker makes things smell better! With a sweet Wild Cherry scent, he'll freshen up your car while reminding you that somewhere, a houseplant is living in fear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang him from your rearview mirror and enjoy a little feline chaos without the shredded toilet paper, mysterious crashes, or surprise hairballs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for cat lovers, orange cat owners, chaotic weirdos, and anyone who understands that cats aren't pets. They're tiny, furry criminals who live in your house rent-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Wild Cherry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeight: 4-1\/4\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee - Accoutrements","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48053835006113,"sku":"210000120297","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/archie-mcphee-accoutrements-funny-novelties-chaos-cat-air-freshener-funny-gag-gifts-1266256487.jpg?v=1793903856","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/chaos-cat-air-freshener","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}