{"product_id":"christmas-pen-set","title":"Christmas Pen Set","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"179\"\u003e🖊️🎄 \u003cstrong data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"177\"\u003eSet of 5 Christmas Pens – Festive Sass for the Season\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"404\"\u003eTired of \u003cem data-start=\"190\" data-end=\"214\"\u003eholly jolly everything\u003c\/em\u003e? Ready to express your true feelings about the most “wonderful” time of the year—\u003cem data-start=\"296\" data-end=\"308\"\u003ein writing\u003c\/em\u003e? This set of \u003cstrong data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"342\"\u003e5 Christmas pens\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect blend of festive cheer and seasonal side-eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"406\" data-end=\"497\"\u003eEach pen features a delightfully snarky holiday truth bomb in classic red, green, or white:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"772\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"552\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"501\" data-end=\"552\"\u003e🎁 \u003cem data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"550\"\u003eWhat wine pairs best with family gatherings?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"605\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"605\"\u003e💸 \u003cem data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"603\"\u003eIt’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"606\" data-end=\"679\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"679\"\u003e🌲 \u003cem data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"677\"\u003eGonna lay under the tree to remind everyone that I am a \u003cstrong data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"676\"\u003egift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e😴 \u003cem data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"729\"\u003eAll I want for Christmas is a silent night\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"772\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"772\"\u003e💁 \u003cem data-start=\"737\" data-end=\"772\"\u003eDeck the halls your own damn self\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"947\"\u003eAll pens are \u003cstrong data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"810\"\u003eblack ink ballpoint\u003c\/strong\u003e, perfect for holiday lists, awkward office notes, or writing heartfelt cards that say, “I love you, but from a safe emotional distance.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"1064\"\u003eGreat for stocking stuffers, Secret Santa exchanges, or just surviving the season with your sanity (mostly) intact.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUN CLUB","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45221895995553,"sku":"210000112117","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/fun-club-office-goods-christmas-pen-set-funny-gag-gifts-1199968549.png?v=1761582402","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/christmas-pen-set","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}