{"product_id":"christmas-pickle-candy-and-pickle-dispenser","title":"Christmas Pickle Candy and Pickle Dispenser","description":"\u003cp\u003eNothing says Christmas quite like a pickle with a face dispensing candy. It's a holiday miracle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Christmas Pickle Candy and Pickle Dispenser combines two of life's greatest mysteries: why we hang pickles on Christmas trees and why this particular pickle looks so darn happy about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis festive little weirdo features a cartoon pickle face, dispenses candy, and doubles as a Christmas tree ornament. That's right. It's a pickle, a candy dispenser, AND a holiday decoration. Meanwhile, you've accomplished absolutely nothing today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it on your tree, stuff it in a stocking, or give it to someone who appreciates the finer things in life, like vegetables with faces and candy-delivering produce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for pickle fanatics, weird Christmas traditions, funny stocking stuffers, and anyone whose tree could use a little more dill-lightful nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePackage dimensions: 8.31\" x 3.74\" x 3.43\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePackage weight: 3.84 oz.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAges 6 and up.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redstone Foods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46975899467937,"sku":"210000119129","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/redstone-foods-candy-christmas-pickle-candy-and-pickle-dispenser-funny-gag-gifts-1265244483.jpg?v=1793312918","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/christmas-pickle-candy-and-pickle-dispenser","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}