{"product_id":"christmas-sound-box","title":"Christmas Sound Box","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"39\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"39\"\u003e2-Sound Christmas Chaos Button Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"41\" data-end=\"265\"\u003eJingle all the way... to complete holiday mayhem. Introducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"107\" data-end=\"130\"\u003eChristmas Sound Box\u003c\/strong\u003e – your one-way ticket to becoming \u003cem data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"173\"\u003eeither\u003c\/em\u003e the life of the party \u003cem data-start=\"196\" data-end=\"200\"\u003eor\u003c\/em\u003e the reason people mysteriously “forget” to invite you next year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"368\"\u003eThis magical red box of festive ridiculousness features \u003cstrong data-start=\"323\" data-end=\"356\"\u003e12 different Christmas sounds\u003c\/strong\u003e, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"642\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"397\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"397\"\u003eThe classic “Ho Ho Ho!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"398\" data-end=\"452\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"452\"\u003eThe oddly aggressive “You’re on the Naughty List!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"527\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"527\"\u003eFestive fireworks (because apparently Santa upgraded to pyrotechnics?)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"569\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eA surprisingly chipper “Jingle Bells”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"642\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"642\"\u003eAnd 8 other sounds that range from holly-jolly to straight-up chaotic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"902\"\u003eMash the buttons to your heart’s content and let the seasonal madness fly. It’s like giving your fingers a sleigh ride of sound-based sabotage. Ideal for caroling sabotage, awkward family dinners, or just making the office a little more \u003cem data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"901\"\u003efestively unhinged\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"991\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBecause nothing says “Christmas spirit” like random noises at inappropriate times. 🎄🔊\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gift Republic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44947859505313,"sku":"210000109633","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/gift-republic-funny-novelties-christmas-sound-box-funny-gag-gifts-1197228382.webp?v=1760243701","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/christmas-sound-box","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}