{"product_id":"copy-of-happy-birthday-you-old-fuck-hand-crank-music-box","title":"\"Don't Let Anyone Shit on Your Sunshine\" Hand-Crank Music Box","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little sunshine, a sweet melody, and a heartfelt reminder to tell the haters where they can stick it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis adorable wooden music box looks like a charming little keepsake, complete with intricate engraved designs and a hand crank that plays the classic tune \"You Are My Sunshine.\" How precious, right? But open the lid and you'll discover the real message: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Don't let anyone shit on your sunshine.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's the perfect combination of sentimental and slightly inappropriate. Give it to a friend who needs cheering up, a coworker dealing with idiots, or anyone who could use a little encouragement with a side of profanity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust turn the crank to hear the familiar melody while enjoying a motivational message that's definitely not something Grandma embroidered on a pillow. Unless you have a really cool grandma.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlays the classic melody \"You Are My Sunshine\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eManual hand crank—no batteries required\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWooden box with decorative engraved designs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInterior message: \"Don't let anyone shit on your sunshine\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeasures 3.5\" W x 2\" D x 1.5\" H\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA funny, slightly sweary gift for friends, coworkers, and sunshine enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause life's too short to let someone else's bullshit ruin your beautiful day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47377696489633,"sku":"210000119451","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/bad-betty-greeting-co-funny-novelties-don-t-let-anyone-shit-on-your-sunshine-hand-crank-music-box-funny-gag-gifts-1266270714.png?v=1794589775","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/copy-of-happy-birthday-you-old-fuck-hand-crank-music-box","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}