{"product_id":"corporate-chaos-ready-tote","title":"Corporate Chaos Ready Tote","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour spreadsheet is haunted, and Janet from accounting has become feral.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Corporate Chaos Ready Tote by Steven Rhodes is made for anyone bravely navigating the flaming dumpster that is office life. One side offers a little passive-aggressive feline correspondence with “As Purr My Last Email,” while the other suggests the perfectly reasonable workplace strategy of “Hide From Reality.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing Steven Rhodes’ delightfully twisted vintage style, this double-sided tote is perfect for hauling your daily essentials, emergency snacks, paperwork you’re definitely going to look at later, and whatever remains of your professional enthusiasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTake it to work. Take it shopping. Take it under your desk with you. We don’t judge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions: 10\" H x 8.5\" W x 4.5\" D\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Totes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46921379676321,"sku":"210000118838","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/snark-totes-bags-pouches-corporate-chaos-ready-tote-funny-gag-gifts-1257673285.jpg?v=1788993158","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/corporate-chaos-ready-tote","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}