{"product_id":"crying-in-the-shower-soap","title":"Crying in the Shower Soap","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people sing in the shower. Some people have deep thoughts. And some of us just stand there questioning every life decision we've ever made while the hot water runs out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrying in the Shower Soap is here for those extra-special moments when your daily rinse doubles as an emotional breakdown. With a calming blend of eucalyptus and spearmint, plus a generous imaginary helping of existential dread, this hilariously relatable bar of soap makes washing away your troubles feel almost productive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with natural oils and nourishing shea butter, it's actually a lovely soap hiding behind a wonderfully ridiculous sense of humor. The packaging proudly declares, \"Finally, a soap as delicate as your feelings,\" making it an excellent gag gift for stressed-out coworkers, overwhelmed friends, or anyone whose favorite therapist is their showerhead.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCalming eucalyptus and spearmint scent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBonus imaginary notes of existential dread\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with natural oils and nourishing shea butter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNet weight: 3.49 oz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeasures approximately 2.8\" x 2.7\" x 1\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny packaging from Send Nonsense\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat for funny gifts, care packages, and stocking stuffers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes you just need a good cry, a hot shower, and a soap that understands.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SendNonsense","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47951361638561,"sku":"210000119740","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/sendnonsense-personal-care-crying-in-the-shower-soap-funny-gag-gifts-1267279541.webp?v=1794594280","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/crying-in-the-shower-soap","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}