{"product_id":"da-fuq-car-magnet","title":"Da Fuq Car Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eDA FUQ?! That's what we were thinking, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Da Fuq Car Magnet features a very confused bird who has clearly just witnessed something deeply disturbing. Maybe someone cut him off in traffic. Maybe he saw the price of eggs. Maybe he's just realized that humans are in charge of the planet. Whatever happened, this bird has QUESTIONS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlap it on your car and let this feathered little weirdo express what you're thinking every time someone forgets how a four-way stop works. It's road rage, but make it bird.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for sarcastic drivers, bird lovers, confused commuters, and anyone whose daily reaction to the world is a resounding \"DA FUQ?!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from UV-resistant magnetic material.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 3\" x 6\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mincing Mockingbird","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48094215340193,"sku":"210000120433","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/mincing-mockingbird-magnets-stickers-da-fuq-car-magnet-funny-gag-gifts-1266457739.jpg?v=1793917389","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/da-fuq-car-magnet","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}