{"product_id":"danette-dachshund-muzzle-w-sunglasses","title":"Danette Dachshund Muzzle w\/ Sunglasses","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eDanette is a dachshund. Danette wears red sunglasses. Danette is approximately 87% cooler than the rest of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThis ridiculously cute Dachshund Muzzle Plush features a long, lovable wiener dog sporting a pair of bright red shades and an incredibly soft, squishy body. At 10 inches long, Danette is perfectly sized for cuddling, carrying around, or casually placing somewhere in your house so she's silently judging everyone through her tiny sunglasses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eShe's soft. She's stylish. She's shaped like a sausage. What else could you possibly want from a dog?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBy Douglas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures approximately 3.5\" x 10\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeighs 3.3 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, cuddly body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecommended for ages 24 months and up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSurface wash only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSignificantly more fashionable than the average dachshund\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDanette didn't choose the cool-dog lifestyle. The cool-dog lifestyle chose Danette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Douglas","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45659401912481,"sku":"210000113942","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/douglas-toy-stuffed-plush-danette-dachshund-muzzle-w-sunglasses-funny-gag-gifts-1254292255.jpg?v=1786886081","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/danette-dachshund-muzzle-w-sunglasses","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}