{"product_id":"dont-duck-with-me-rubber-duck","title":"\"Don't Duck with Me\" Rubber Duck","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 3 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is one rubber duck you do NOT want to mess with. He's got anger issues, a bad attitude, and apparently, he's armed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith his angry little eyebrows, intimidating stare, and a knife clutched in his wing, this yellow duck means business. The warning across his belly says it all: \"DON'T DUCK WITH ME.\" He's cute, he's cranky, and he's approximately one minor inconvenience away from completely losing his feathers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for your favorite grumpy coworker, that friend with zero patience, or anyone who looks adorable but has a surprisingly short fuse. Put him on your desk as a friendly warning to anyone thinking about bothering you before your morning coffee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBright yellow rubber duck with an angry expression\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHolding a miniature knife\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures the phrase \"DON'T DUCK WITH ME\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions: 3.2\" x 4.5\" x 4.5\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA hilarious gag gift for people with attitude\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Punchkins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46800620683425,"sku":"210000118094","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/punchkins-toy-novelties-don-t-duck-with-me-rubber-duck-funny-gag-gifts-1267073906.jpg?v=1794437377","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/dont-duck-with-me-rubber-duck","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}