{"product_id":"easy-sqweezy-stretchy-pickle","title":"Easy Sqweezy Stretchy Pickle - 16\" long","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"586\" data-start=\"142\"\u003eThis thing is massive, green, and gloriously squishy. It’s the kind of pickle you can stretch (up to 6'!),  squeeze, and mash without anyone calling you “weird” (okay, they’ll still call you weird, but at least your pickle will look impressive). It’s not edible. Please don’t bite it, no matter how many times your brain whispers \u003cem data-end=\"475\" data-start=\"458\"\u003e“just a nibble.”\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA stress-busting, boredom-crushing toy that’s equal parts satisfying and slightly concerning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"607\" data-start=\"588\"\u003ePerfect gift for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"840\" data-start=\"608\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"673\" data-start=\"608\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"673\" data-start=\"610\"\u003eYour pickle-obsessed friend who has pickle-flavored lip balm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"753\" data-start=\"674\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"753\" data-start=\"676\"\u003eAnyone who gets \u003cem data-end=\"701\" data-start=\"692\"\u003eway too\u003c\/em\u003e excited at a county fair pickle-on-a-stick stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"840\" data-start=\"754\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"840\" data-start=\"756\"\u003eYourself, because you’ve earned the right to stretch a fake giant pickle in peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"939\" data-start=\"842\"\u003e🥒 \u003cstrong data-end=\"863\" data-start=\"845\"\u003eFinal verdict:\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s weird. It’s squishy. It’s a pickle. Basically, your new best friend.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAbout 16\" long; ~1.7 lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor Ages 3 and up\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ORB Toys","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45045034156193,"sku":"210000111127","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/orb-toys-toy-novelties-easy-sqweezy-stretchy-pickle-16-long-funny-gag-gifts-1193840885.png?v=1758374204","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/easy-sqweezy-stretchy-pickle","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}