{"product_id":"f-ck-it-kitty-womens-crew-socks","title":"F*Ck It Kitty - Women's Crew Socks","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"512\"\u003eThis is not a drill. This kitten in an orange bow is a tornado of fluff who’s fresh out of patience and \u003cem data-start=\"345\" data-end=\"350\"\u003eway\u003c\/em\u003e past caring. Introducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"404\"\u003e“Fuck It”\u003c\/strong\u003e crew socks with Kitty— for those days when you’re done being polite and ready to be cute and do crimes (figuratively, of course, this cat is not qualified to give legal advice).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"813\"\u003ePerched atop your ankle like a furry harbinger of apathy, this adorable orange-bowed kitty has murder in its eyes and zero remaining fucks to give. Underneath? The words \u003cem data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"694\"\u003e“Fuck It”\u003c\/em\u003e surrounded by sweet little hearts — because if you’re gonna emotionally spiral, you might as well do it fashionably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003eWhether you’re passive-aggressively padding through the office, ignoring texts, or planning your villain arc from the couch, these socks will carry you through with soft cotton comfort and unhinged feline energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1247\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1247\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003e– Women’s crew socks, one size fits most\u003cbr data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1293\"\u003e– Super comfy cotton blend\u003cbr data-start=\"1319\" data-end=\"1322\"\u003e– Features pure goblin energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1477\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWear them when you’re out of empathy and all you’ve got left is attitude and style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1477\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWomen’s 5-10 shoe size (USA)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yellow Owl Workshop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953717866657,"sku":"210000109965","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/yellow-owl-workshop-socks-tees-fuck-it-with-kitty-women-s-crew-socks-funny-gag-gifts-1192261827.webp?v=1758370156","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/f-ck-it-kitty-womens-crew-socks","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}