{"product_id":"farewell-party-candles","title":"Farewell Party Candles","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnother year older? Time to light up the graveyard of your youth!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing Tombstone Birthday Candles — the perfect way to say, “R.I.P. to my metabolism,” while you blow out the flames of your fading vitality. Each candle is shaped like a tiny tombstone, ready to rest in peace atop your cake as you mourn the passing of your twenties (or thirties… or whatever’s left).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for dark-humored birthday bashes, over-the-hill parties, or anyone who greets aging with a cackle instead of a cry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead — make a wish, blow ’em out, and remember: you can’t spell funeral without fun.💀🕯️\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSet of 6 Tombstone-Shaped Candles. Material: Wax. Dimensions: Tombstone 1.6\" tall, 2.6\" tall with toothpick. Food Safe\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fred \u0026 Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45233344446625,"sku":"210000112293","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/fred-friends-kitchen-table-farewell-party-candles-funny-gag-gifts-1199662219.jpg?v=1761424372","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/farewell-party-candles","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}