{"product_id":"feral-socks","title":"Feral Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou look like a delicate little flower, but there's a raccoon screaming inside you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese Feral Socks are for anyone who's one minor inconvenience away from abandoning civilization and running barefoot into the woods. Featuring a charming floral design and the word \"Feral\" proudly displayed across the front, they're the perfect combination of cottagecore cuteness and absolute goblin behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear them to work while pretending to be a functioning member of society, or lounge around the house eating shredded cheese straight from the bag. Either way, these socks understand who you really are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for chaotic besties, woodland weirdos, introverts with questionable coping mechanisms, and anyone who's pretty sure they'd thrive in the wild. For at least twenty minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex crew socks. One size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: 85% combed cotton, 13% nylon, 2% spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUN CLUB","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46808859639969,"sku":"210000118128","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/fun-club-socks-tees-feral-socks-funny-gag-gifts-1265244480.jpg?v=1793313069","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/feral-socks","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}