Festive as F-ck Diner Mug

I'm festive as fuck. Even if it looks like I'm getting wasted and trying to ignore all my annoying family members, you know that can't be the case because my mug says I'm festive as fuck. So festive. Overwhelmingly festive. I'm basically a walking Christmas tree. Woo.

10 oz ceramic mug. Microwave safe.