{"product_id":"fort-knox-mini-chocolate-bank-knotes","title":"Fort Knox Mini Chocolate Bank Notes","description":"\u003cp\u003eFinally, a bank account you can eat when things get financially stressful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFort Knox Mini Chocolate Bank Knotes are delicious little pieces of milk chocolate disguised as cold, hard cash. Each pack contains 11 chocolate banknotes, perfect for making it rain without spending your actual money.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStuff them in stockings, slip them into birthday cards, or hand them to someone who keeps asking to borrow five bucks. Sorry, buddy. All our assets are currently tied up in chocolate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for chocolate lovers, funny gag gifts, aspiring millionaires, and anyone who believes their emergency fund should be edible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes 11 pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNet weight: 4.23 oz.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIngredients: Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, milk sugar, soy lecithin (emulsifier), natural vanilla flavoring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCertified Kosher Dairy \u0026amp; Gluten free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redstone Foods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46975900254369,"sku":"210000119131","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/redstone-foods-candy-fort-knox-mini-chocolate-bank-notes-funny-gag-gifts-1264253435.jpg?v=1792801511","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/fort-knox-mini-chocolate-bank-knotes","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}