{"product_id":"fuck-around-and-find-out-heart-candle","title":"Fuck Around and Find Out Heart Candle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"280\" data-end=\"341\"\u003e🖤 \u003cem data-start=\"283\" data-end=\"341\"\u003eSweet like cake. Dangerous like your last situationship.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"343\" data-end=\"597\"\u003eThis ain’t your grandma’s birthday candle—unless your grandma’s into dramatic threats and black soy wax. Shaped like a heart-shaped mini cake and oozing “burn me and regret it” energy, this candle is the perfect combo of \u003cem data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"574\"\u003eadorable\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem data-start=\"579\" data-end=\"597\"\u003edeeply unhinged.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"721\"\u003eLight it when you’re manifesting vengeance. Or self-love. Or just want your coffee table to scream “do not test me today.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"738\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"1001\"\u003e🍰 \u003cstrong data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"790\"\u003eLooks like a tiny heart-shaped birthday cake\u003c\/strong\u003e (but, y’know… cursed)\u003cbr data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"815\"\u003e🕯 \u003cstrong data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"845\"\u003eAll black soy wax blend\u003c\/strong\u003e – burns slow, burns petty\u003cbr data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"874\"\u003e📏 Measures 4.5” x 4.5” x 2” – compact, deadly, adorable\u003cbr data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"933\"\u003e💀 Pairs well with dramatic music, revenge journaling, and side-eyes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1003\" data-end=\"1146\"\u003eIt’s the perfect gift for your chaotic bestie, your spicy inner self, or anyone who believes in candle magic with a side of passive-aggression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1148\" data-end=\"1211\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1148\" data-end=\"1211\"\u003eF*ck around. Light it up. Let the universe handle the rest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUN CLUB","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45221897797793,"sku":"210000112123","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/fun-club-kitchen-table-fuck-around-and-find-out-heart-candle-funny-gag-gifts-1200215320.jpg?v=1762642590","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/fuck-around-and-find-out-heart-candle","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}