{"product_id":"fuck-around-find-out-mug","title":"Fuck Around Find Out Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe perfect beverage container for those mornings when you want your coffee to come with a warning label \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a sprinkle of wholesome chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis gloriously unhinged mug features a cute little critter running around happily like it has absolutely no idea why you’re so tired, so stressed, or so close to unleashing feral energy before 9 a.m. It’s adorable. It’s threatening. It’s the exact emotional combo we strive for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re sipping tea, coffee, or the pure essence of “try me,” this mug delivers the message loud and clear: actions have consequences, and you are fully prepared to administer them—politely, of course, because there’s a tiny creature here and we must respect the vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fred \u0026 Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45233338351777,"sku":"210000112292","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/fred-friends-kitchen-table-fuck-around-find-out-mug-funny-gag-gifts-1205172897.jpg?v=1763238643","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/fuck-around-find-out-mug","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}