{"product_id":"fuck-work-crew-socks","title":"Fuck Work Crew Socks","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"33\" data-end=\"111\"\u003eThese socks are what happens when “cute” and “completely over it” join forces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"113\" data-end=\"259\"\u003eFrom a distance: adorable flowers, soft colors, very wholesome energy.\u003cbr data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"186\"\u003eUp close: a not-so-gentle reminder of how you really feel about your 9–5.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"350\"\u003eThey’re cozy, they’re stylish, and they say the quiet part out loud so you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"373\"\u003e🧦 \u003cstrong data-start=\"355\" data-end=\"371\"\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"374\" data-end=\"549\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"374\" data-end=\"437\"\u003eFloral design with a hidden (but not \u003cem data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"419\"\u003ethat\u003c\/em\u003e hidden) message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"438\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eClassic crew sock style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"466\" data-end=\"502\"\u003eFits women’s shoe sizes \u003cstrong data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"500\"\u003e5–10\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"549\"\u003eSoft enough to wear all day… unfortunately\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"650\"\u003ePerfect for surviving work, avoiding work, or thinking about not working while technically at work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"684\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSubtle? No. Accurate? Extremely.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45671698301089,"sku":"210000114210","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-socks-tees-fuck-work-crew-socks-funny-gag-gifts-1234031934.png?v=1777203599","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/fuck-work-crew-socks","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}