{"product_id":"fuck-yeah-cookies-dish-towel","title":"Fuck Yeah Cookies Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e FUCK YEAH! You made cookies! Somebody alert the press, because this level of domestic achievement deserves some goddamn recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Fuck Yeah Cookies Dish Towel celebrates one of life's greatest accomplishments: turning a bunch of ingredients into delicious little circles of happiness. Featuring a delightfully ridiculous monster illustration and the words \"Fuck Yeah I Made Cookies,\" this towel is here to remind everyone that you did a thing, and that thing was AWESOME.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for bakers, cookie monsters, foul-mouthed foodies, and anyone who believes successfully operating an oven deserves a standing ovation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: 100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 21\" x 28\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48684826689697,"sku":"210000120818","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-kitchen-table-fuck-yeah-cookies-dish-towel-funny-gag-gifts-1266270692.png?v=1794581176","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/fuck-yeah-cookies-dish-towel","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}