{"product_id":"giant-gummy-breakfast-bacon-egg-and-waffle-12-oz-1","title":"Giant Gummy Breakfast - Bacon Egg and Waffle 12 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eWho says breakfast has to end at 11 a.m.? With this Giant Gummy Breakfast, you can serve up the most important meal of the day \u003cem\u003eall day long\u003c\/em\u003e—no greasy diner required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the menu: two strips of bacon-flavored gummy bacon, a maple-flavored gummy waffle (because duh, waffles demand syrup), and a berry blast–flavored sunny-side-up egg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s a full plate of chewy, sweet, and slightly confusing candy goodness. Basically, breakfast got drunk and wandered into a candy shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for brunch fanatics, gummy enthusiasts, or anyone who’s ever looked at bacon and thought, “You know what this needs? More sugar.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: Pairs poorly with coffee… unless you like your mornings *really* weird.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant me to punch this up with a fake “diner waitress” style version—like it’s being shouted at you over the sound of clinking plates?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redstone Foods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45123103359137,"sku":"210000111715","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/redstone-foods-candy-giant-gummy-breakfast-bacon-egg-and-waffle-12-oz-funny-gag-gifts-1193862140.jpg?v=1758392809","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/giant-gummy-breakfast-bacon-egg-and-waffle-12-oz-1","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}