{"product_id":"got-too-silly-beanine","title":"Got too Silly Beanie","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe was warned. He was given several chances. But the goose simply could not stop being a menace to society.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Got Too Silly Beanie is a tribute to everyone who's ever taken a joke just a little too far. This bright red beanie features a small embroidered patch of a goose behind bars with the words \"got too silly.\" His crime? Unclear. His remorse? Absolutely nonexistent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWas it public honking? Disorderly waddling? Stealing bread from innocent civilians? Whatever happened, this goose has officially crossed the line from harmless goofball to convicted silly goose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from lightweight acrylic fabric, this cozy little hat is perfect for keeping your head warm while you engage in your own mildly suspicious activities. Just remember, there's a fine line between being funny and becoming a cautionary tale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: Lightweight acrylic fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 0.5\" x 9\" x 9\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Primitives by Kathy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46809063129249,"sku":"210000118063","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/primitives-by-kathy-socks-tees-got-too-silly-beanie-funny-gag-gifts-1266457702.jpg?v=1793917630","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/got-too-silly-beanine","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}