{"product_id":"had-a-fall-button-survival-button","title":"Had a Fall Button Survival Button","description":"\u003cp\u003eHELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T STOP BEING DRAMATIC! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy suffer a minor inconvenience in silence when you could announce it to the entire room? The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ridiculous little gag gift you never knew you needed. Give it a press and let it shout \"Help!\", \"I've had a fall!\", or \"I've taken a tumble!\" on your behalf. Because sometimes getting off the couch really does deserve a standing ovation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for milestone birthdays, office shenanigans, or gifting to that one friend who makes a federal case out of every little ache and pain. This hilarious sound button is guaranteed to get a laugh, even if your knees aren't what they used to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasures approximately 6 cm x 6 cm x 2 cm. For comedic emergencies only, not a real medical alert device!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Boxer Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47963087503521,"sku":"210000119832","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/boxer-gifts-funny-novelties-had-a-fall-button-survival-button-funny-gag-gifts-1261601099.jpg?v=1791563229","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/had-a-fall-button-survival-button","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}