{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-old-fuck-hand-crank-music-box","title":"\"Happy Birthday You Old Fuck\" Hand-Crank Music Box","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHappy Birthday You Old Fuck – Hand Crank Music Box\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnother year older, another year closer to yelling at kids to get off your lawn! Celebrate someone's continued survival with a sweet little birthday melody and a message that's anything but sweet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hilarious wooden music box looks like a charming keepsake, complete with a beautiful blue finish and decorative laser-etched designs. Give the tiny handle a crank, and it plays the classic \"Happy Birthday\" tune. But open the lid, and SURPRISE! Inside is the heartfelt birthday greeting: \"Happy Birthday You Old Fuck.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's the perfect combination of sentimental and completely inappropriate. Great for milestone birthdays, over-the-hill celebrations, or that friend who's getting older but definitely not wiser. Unlike a birthday card, this funny gag gift can be enjoyed (and used to insult the recipient) year after year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlays the classic \"Happy Birthday\" melody\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eManual hand crank — no batteries required\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlue wooden box with decorative laser-etched pattern\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInterior message: \"Happy Birthday You Old Fuck\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeasures 3.5\" W x 2\" D x 1.5\" H\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause getting older deserves a little music, a little laughter, and absolutely no respect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47377697767585,"sku":"210000119449","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/bad-betty-greeting-co-funny-novelties-happy-birthday-you-old-fuck-hand-crank-music-box-funny-gag-gifts-1266270710.png?v=1793910669","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/happy-birthday-you-old-fuck-hand-crank-music-box","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}