{"product_id":"have-you-tried-screaming-ankle-socks","title":"Have You Tried Screaming? Ankle Socks","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"50\"\u003eFeeling overwhelmed? Overstimulated? Mildly feral?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"52\" data-end=\"77\"\u003eHave you tried screaming?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"79\" data-end=\"325\"\u003eThese \u003cstrong data-start=\"85\" data-end=\"128\"\u003e“Have You Tried Screaming?” Ankle Socks\u003c\/strong\u003e are here to offer the kind of wellness advice you won’t find in a yoga studio. The phrase is knitted right into the socks, so you can silently suggest unhinged coping strategies everywhere you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"615\"\u003eThey come in fun, colorful stripes — because if you’re going to spiral, you might as well do it in style. Bright, bold, and just a little chaotic, these ankle socks are perfect for pairing with sneakers, lounging dramatically on the couch, or pacing while reconsidering your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"629\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"629\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"767\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"656\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"656\"\u003eWomen’s shoe size 5–10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"701\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"701\"\u003e63% combed cotton, 35% nylon, 2% spandex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"767\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"767\"\u003eSoft, stretchy, and emotionally supportive (in a sarcastic way)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"769\" data-end=\"781\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"905\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"810\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"810\"\u003eYour most anxious bestie\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"847\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"847\"\u003eTherapists with a sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"905\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"905\"\u003eAnyone currently holding it together with vibes alone\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"954\"\u003eSlip them on. Take a deep breath.\u003cbr data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"943\"\u003eOr don’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"956\" data-end=\"981\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eHave you tried screaming?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45671698268321,"sku":"210000114213","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-socks-tees-have-you-tried-screaming-ankle-socks-funny-gag-gifts-1224549011.webp?v=1772382396","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/have-you-tried-screaming-ankle-socks","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}