{"product_id":"hotdog-warmies","title":"Hotdog Warmies","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"417\"\u003eStanding a glorious 13\" tall (and 8\" x 6\" of pure absurdity), this plush hot dog isn’t just here to look amazing on your couch—it’s here to \u003cem data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"367\"\u003eheal you\u003c\/em\u003e… emotionally, spiritually, and mildly physically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"419\" data-end=\"619\"\u003eJust pop this bad boy in the microwave for 90 seconds, and boom—you’ve got yourself a toasty, soothing, lavender-scented cuddle buddy that smells like relaxation and questionable life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"783\"\u003eAnd yes, it’s weighted (2 lbs!), which means it gives you that calming, anxiety-reducing pressure… like a hug, but from a hot dog. A warm hug. From a hot dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"826\"\u003eLet’s just take a moment to process that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eFeatures you didn’t know you needed:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sa3o5o\" data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"926\"\u003e🌭 Looks like a hot dog (no notes, perfect as is)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sgt1ne\" data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"992\"\u003e🔥 Microwavable for cozy warmth (90 seconds to happiness)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"wzezq3\" data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003e🌿 Infused with calming French lavender scent (fancy hot dog energy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fy5tyw\" data-start=\"1070\" data-end=\"1155\"\u003e⚖️ Weighted for sensory comfort (like a tiny edible-looking weighted blanket)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4axx07\" data-start=\"1156\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003e📏 13\" x 8\" x 6\" of pure comfort chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1iz6tve\" data-start=\"1203\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003e🧼 Surface wash only (please do not give your hot dog a bath)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Warmies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45794962604193,"sku":"210000115475","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/warmies-toy-stuffed-plush-hotdog-warmies-funny-gag-gifts-1231281534.webp?v=1775478788","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/hotdog-warmies","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}