{"product_id":"i-beans-socks","title":"I ❤️ Beans Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eFinally—socks that boldly announce what the world \u003cem\u003ealready\u003c\/em\u003e knows: your undying, unconditional, and slightly concerning love for beans. Pinto? Black? Garbanzo? Jelly? (We don’t judge your bean choices, only your lack of socks with beans on them.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese unisex, one-size-fits-all socks are here to keep your feet warm while letting everyone around you know where your true loyalties lie. Not to your family. Not to your job. Not even to your pet. No, your heart belongs to beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for bean lovers, bean eaters, bean collectors, or anyone who’s ever whispered “I love you” to a can of baked beans at 2 a.m. Because let’s face it—beans don’t judge you back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear them proudly. And remember: life’s too short for bean denial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in the USA of Natural Cotton with accents of Bean Taupe Nylon, Coffee Bean Nylon, Marsala Nylon. 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gumball Poodle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45115874115745,"sku":"210000105163","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/gumball-poodle-socks-tees-i-beans-socks-funny-gag-gifts-1194999879.jpg?v=1759005047","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/i-beans-socks","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}