{"product_id":"i-need-a-nap-magnet","title":"I Need a Nap Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eI've been awake for 45 minutes, and frankly, that's 44 minutes too long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Need a Nap Magnet features an extremely exhausted-looking vintage doll with a cracked face, droopy eyes, and the words \"I need a nap.\" This poor little thing looks like he's survived three world wars, a double shift at Walmart, and a toddler's birthday party. All before lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's tired. He's cranky. He's one minor inconvenience away from lying down on the kitchen floor and refusing to participate in society. And honestly, who can blame him?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick this delightfully creepy magnet on your fridge, office filing cabinet, or anywhere you need to announce that you're officially running on fumes and questionable amounts of caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for exhausted parents, overworked friends, professional nappers, and anyone who considers getting back into bed the highlight of their day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes you don't need motivation, a positive attitude, or another cup of coffee. You need a goddamn nap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 2.125\" x 3.125\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mincing Mockingbird","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48094211506337,"sku":"210000120438","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/mincing-mockingbird-magnets-stickers-i-need-a-nap-magnet-funny-gag-gifts-1267073949.jpg?v=1794436177","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/i-need-a-nap-magnet","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}