{"product_id":"i-remain-whimsical-bumper-sticker","title":"I Remain Whimsical Bumper Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs the pain never ending? Perhaps. Are we going to stop being a delightful little weirdo because of it? Absolutely not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003eI Remain Whimsical Bumper Sticker\u003cspan\u003e proudly declares \u003c\/span\u003e“The pain is never ending and yet I remain whimsical”\u003cspan\u003e in mauve lettering on a pink background and features cheerful little butterflies and stars. Because nothing pairs with existential dread quite like ✨ whimsy ✨.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlap this wonderfully unhinged vinyl sticker on your car and let everyone behind you know that, despite everything, you're still out here frolicking emotionally.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or any surface that could use a charming reminder that life is absurd and you intend to remain adorable about it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 8.5\" x 2.8\"\u003cbr\u003eMaterial: Vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tender Ghost","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46726345818273,"sku":"210000106000","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/tender-ghost-magnets-stickers-i-remain-whimsical-bumper-sticker-funny-gag-gifts-1255221195.jpg?v=1787192530","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/i-remain-whimsical-bumper-sticker","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}