{"product_id":"i-wish-a-mf-would-candle","title":"I Wish a MF Would Candle","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eSmells like an invitation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eSome candles smell like fresh linen. Some smell like vanilla. This one smells like you're not in the mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eInfused with the bold scent of a Spicy Margarita, this hand-poured soy candle blends agave lime, sweet orange, and a kick of chili pepper for a fragrance that's bright, spicy, and just a little dangerous. The label says it all: \"I Wish a MF Would.\" It's equal parts home décor and fair warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpicy Margarita scented candle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFragrance notes: Agave Lime, Sweet Orange \u0026amp; Chili Pepper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with 100% soy wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.5 oz candle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximate 40-hour burn time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes an excellent gift for spicy personalities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: Smells delicious. The label, however, is not a suggestion. It's a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46612795490465,"sku":"210000112958","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/whiskey-river-soap-co-home-decor-i-wish-a-mf-would-candle-funny-gag-gifts-1252520781.webp?v=1785702574","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/i-wish-a-mf-would-candle","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}