{"product_id":"jalapeno-candy-tin","title":"Jalapeno Candy Tin","description":"\u003cp\u003eRegular candy is for wimps! This little metal tin is packed with fiery, zesty jalapeño-flavored candies that will make your taste buds scream “YEEHAW!” while also questioning your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s the perfect gag gift for your spice-obsessed friend, that coworker who puts hot sauce on\u003cem\u003e literally everything\u003c\/em\u003e, or anyone who thinks “mild” is a personal insult. The tin itself is pocket-sized, so you can carry your peppery power-ups anywhere—road trips, awkward family gatherings, or as a party trick when someone asks, “Got any gum?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSweet, spicy, weird, and just a little bit masochistic. In short: it’s candy with a kick in the pants.🔥🌶️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3-1\/4\" x 2-1\/2\" x 2\" tin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee - Accoutrements","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45100442648737,"sku":"210000111510","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/archie-mcphee-accoutrements-candy-jalapeno-candy-tin-funny-gag-gifts-1191641220.jpg?v=1757176244","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/jalapeno-candy-tin","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}