{"product_id":"jellycat-amuseables-aubergine-bum-bag","title":"Jellycat Amuseables Aubergine Bum Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eWell, well, well. Someone finally made an eggplant you can strap around your waist. The internet is going to have a field day with this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Jellycat Amuseables Aubergine Bum Bag is a delightfully ridiculous way to carry your essentials while looking like you've stolen a vegetable from a very fashionable farmer's market. It's an eggplant. It's a bag. It's a bum bag. Honestly, the jokes practically write themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis plush purple veggie brings a whole new meaning to hands-free fashion. Perfect for keeping your little necessities close while making absolutely sure everyone notices the giant aubergine hanging around your middle. Subtlety? Never heard of her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're heading out for an adventure, running errands, or simply trying to convince the world that eggplants are the next big thing in accessories, this quirky little bag is ready to tag along.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Jellycat collectors, vegetable enthusiasts, lovers of weird fashion, and anyone who has ever used the eggplant emoji with less-than-innocent intentions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause life's too short to carry a boring bag. Get yourself a big purple eggplant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 10.6\" x 7.9\" x 2.4\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jellycat","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49005270696097,"sku":"210000118725","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/jellycat-bags-pouches-jellycat-amuseables-aubergine-bum-bag-funny-gag-gifts-1267201016.jpg?v=1794529389","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/jellycat-amuseables-aubergine-bum-bag","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}