{"product_id":"just-dont-be-shitty-socks","title":"Just Don't Be Shitty Socks","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"112\" data-end=\"193\"\u003e🧦🌸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"154\"\u003e“Just Don’t Be Sh*tty” Crew Socks\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"157\"\u003e(\u003cem data-start=\"158\" data-end=\"173\"\u003eIt’s so easy.\u003c\/em\u003e Seriously. It is.*)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"522\"\u003eThese socks are like a gentle hug from a rainbow-covered bunny... who’s \u003cem data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"273\"\u003ealso\u003c\/em\u003e telling you (and the world) to get it together. Covered in \u003cstrong data-start=\"333\" data-end=\"395\"\u003ewhimsical flowers, a cute lil’ rabbit, and pastel rainbows\u003c\/strong\u003e, these crew socks look sugary sweet—until you read the message:\u003cbr data-start=\"459\" data-end=\"462\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"462\" data-end=\"503\"\u003e“Just don’t be shitty. It’s so easy.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"506\"\u003e💅✨Mic. Dropped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"524\" data-end=\"736\"\u003eMade from a \u003cstrong data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"556\"\u003esuper-soft blend\u003c\/strong\u003e of 85% combed cotton, 13% nylon, and 2% spandex, they’re comfy enough for all-day wear—whether you’re spreading kindness or silently judging people who refuse to use turn signals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"895\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"761\"\u003eWomen's crew sock\u003c\/strong\u003e – one size fits most\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"826\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"826\"\u003eCozy, cute, and calling out bad vibes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"895\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"895\"\u003ePerfect gift for your nice-but-done-with-it friend (or yourself)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"994\"\u003eAdd a little floral honesty to your feet. Because kindness is cool, and your socks should be too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUN CLUB","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45221896913057,"sku":"210000112126","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/fun-club-socks-tees-just-don-t-be-shitty-socks-funny-gag-gifts-1199968545.webp?v=1761582523","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/just-dont-be-shitty-socks","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}