{"product_id":"laverne-slug-plushie","title":"Laverne Slug Plushie","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay hello to Laverne Slug, the gooey little goddess of chill. She’s slow, she’s squishy, and she’s got absolutely \u003cem\u003eno\u003c\/em\u003e plans—ever. Laverne’s philosophy? Why rush when you can nap in style and look adorable doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHer soft, velvety body and sleepy smile make her the perfect companion for lazy days, rainy days, or just days when you’re pretending to be productive (we see you). She’s not slimy—she’s \u003cem\u003eplush perfection\u003c\/em\u003e—and she’s here to remind you that moving at a snail’s pace is basically self-care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive her as a gift to your favorite procrastinator, or keep her around as your spirit animal in stuffed form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐌 Warning: Extended exposure to Laverne may result in uncontrollable lounging, snack hoarding, and general refusal to do adult things.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eMeasures 7.5” (19 cm) long. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eSafe for all ages over 24 months, surface washable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Douglas","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44945456562337,"sku":"210000091042","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/douglas-toy-stuffed-plush-laverne-slug-plushie-funny-gag-gifts-1203818575.jpg?v=1762633848","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/laverne-slug-plushie","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}