{"product_id":"magnet-i-love-you","title":"Magnet: I Love You!","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Love You... Now Bleed for Me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNothing says unconditional love quite like a cat sinking its teeth into the hand that feeds it. This hilarious \"I Love You\" refrigerator magnet features a feisty feline chomping down on a hand, complete with a little blood for that extra touch of affection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause cat people know the truth: one minute they're purring sweetly in your lap, and the next they're attempting to murder your fingers. It's not aggression. It's love. Probably.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for cat lovers, fans of dark humor, or anyone who has ever been personally victimized by a tiny furry psychopath. Stick it on your fridge, filing cabinet, or anywhere that needs a little reminder that love hurts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeasures approximately 3\" x 2\" x 0.1\".\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ephemera","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48020846117025,"sku":"210000117270","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/ephemera-magnets-stickers-magnet-i-love-you-funny-gag-gifts-1263221778.webp?v=1792203815","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/magnet-i-love-you","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}